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About Me:

My batolists:
Unless otherwise specified, lists are inclusive of all gender identities, sexualities, and relationship configurations because I am an equal opportunity
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• Just a Helpful Buddy Being a Pal - Smutty stories with the "I'm helping you as a friend" premise

• Kiss Kiss Fall In Love: Catfish Edition - Mixed-rating romance stories with a gaming theme where some or all of the story happens IRL

• Like Ghostbusters If It Was 32% More Gay - Supernatural MM smut

• Look, I'm Not Proud of Me Either, Ok? - Really toxic smut stories

• Really Pumped to Get Railed - Smut stories where the person receiving is really horned up about getting it

• Something is Always Getting Sucked in These - Vampire Smut

• That One Vine with the Geese Set to Every Breath You Take - Smutty stories involving stalking

• Trying to Sell You Top Tier Reaction Images in a Back Alley - Comics that I love screenshotting.

• Danger Noodle Daddies - Sneks who definitely f*ck

• Nutting for Nostalgia - they knew each other as children and now they know each other biblically

• Green Flags in My Omegaverse...It's More Likely Than You Think - Alphas that are 95% less toxic than the leading Alpha brand.

• HR Would Like to Have a Word - These all failed their job-mandated sexual harassment prevention training part one.

• HR Has Reviewed the Security Camera Footage - These all failed their job-mandated sexual harassment prevention training part two.

• HR Has Started Day-Drinking - These all failed their job-mandated sexual harassment prevention training part three.

• Mr. Roger's Sex Cardigan - when banging on your neighbor's door turns into banging your neighbor

• Bonkers Bananas - Just a trip. Warning some of these may have moments where you want to yeet your whole body into the sun out of secondhand embarrassment.

• Guess I'm Gay Now Squad ¯_(ツ)_/¯ - Stories where one or more characters is just super chill about their new same sex attraction.

• Nobody Taught Them Internet Safety Apparently - Smut stories that involve one or more characters who stream.

• Not Ruling Out the Possibility of a Magic Dildo - Smut stories in a fantasy setting.

• Why Do They Have Two Sets of Ears? Are They Both Functional? How Does That Work? - Diet Furry or Furry Lite if you will. Smutty stories about shape-shifters/part animal people.

• Mainlining Marshmallow Fluff - Smutty stories to cleanse your toxic personality traits and reading habits.

• You Can't Skip Leg Day Bro - Smutty stories where they are being a hoe with their gym bro.

• Scratch'n'Sniff Smut Scented Stickers - Smutty stories where the nose knows...how to have a good time.

• Going to Pound Town to Cure Insomnia - When melatonin fails and they turn to the all natural homeopathic remedy of getting railed into next week.

• Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatcha Gonna Do Whatcha Gonna Do When They Cum For You - Smut stories where one or more characters is a police officer.

Like One of Your French Girls: Creative Arts in Smut Series

• Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls - Smut stories that involve one or more characters who are a comic artist.

• Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls - Smut stories that involve one or more characters who are a painter

• Snap Me Like One of Your French Girls - Smut stories that involve one or more characters who are a photographer

• Write Me Like One of Your French Girls - Smut stories that involve one or more characters who are a writer