Hey, the big man's back! www(dot)thekidfrombrooklyn(dot)com. Do you ever see them signs on a highway billboards years ago? "I'd walk a mile for a camel." Or they used to have cigarette commercials, the guy used to say, "I'd walk a mile for a camel."? Well, let me tell all you young people out there: The big man would walk 20 miles for a Quaalude, let me tell you! That was the drug back then, in the late 70s and 80s: Quaaludes! The good old Rorer 714, then they changed it to "Lemmon". I'll tell you! I wish I had a couple of them fcking Lemmons now! That was the best fcking drug ever made! It was so fcking good, the government took them off the fcking market 'cause they were putting the fcking drug-dealers out of fcking business! Non-narcotic, non-addictive, bring back the fcking Quaaludes! You can take all the fcking cocaine, marijuana, and all them fcking designer drugs they make today, and stick them up your fcking ass! There's nothing like a fcking Quaalude! I figured(?) they were the fcking best, having sex on a Quaalude, you'd thought you'd died and went to heaven, let me tell you. And when had an orgasm, you'd thought you were on the fcking moon! Bring back that fcking Quaalude! Anyway, think about it! This is the big man, the voice! The voice of the people! Rorer 714! And the big man's always happy to see you!